My employee of the day

My friend and employee Fritz, who has with his 59 years, 2 sons and one divorce quiet some life experience has sent me today the following quotes on being a husband. I immediately had to forward this to my two good friends who are both called Marc and are engaged but not yet married ;) Next to that he organized for my great russian customer Bushido (www.bushido-coffee.com) within one hour a 'prototype' of one of my crazy ideas which I generated at the lunch table with the customer: A vodka with HACO coffee flavor:). The amazing thing is that he sent me this email even before the vodka!

David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."